Hare Today Gone Tomorrow

Thanks to MarketWatch.com, I think I’ve discovered why Lucent Technologies isn’t doing well.
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Johnson & Johnson is expected to report earnings of 91 cents a share for the second quarter.

Kraft Foods Inc. is seen posting second-quarter earnings of 47 cents a share.

Lucent Technologies Inc. is seen posting fiscal third-quarter earnings of 4 cents a hare.

Apparently, while everybody else is paying their shareholders with actual money, Lucent is paying their earnings with small, timid, long-eared rabbit-like mammals.

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A bushel of Lucent earnings

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